We feed the cat first

I just read this article on Babble about second kids getting the shaft.  As my mother's second child, I really don't feel that this is true, but as the mother, I can totally see it happening.  So, I am being proactive and in treating both my children equally by being as lazy as humanly possible with my first child.

It's cool.  She needs the fiber.

Observe:

• Almost all LO's clothes come from consignment shops or Goodwill.
• I consider eight hours a fine amount of time to wear a diaper.
• The 5 second rule for dropped pacifiers has been extended to a five day rule, as long as I pick off all visible dirt before putting it in her mouth.  Not that it matters because ....
• LO considers the carpet in our living room an all you can eat buffet.
• We have two baby books.  Both are completely blank that way all the children can share them.

Any confessions about your "forward thinking" in treating your children equally?